Sunday, December 12, 2010

Funny things we heard today

You know you're a redneck when...

Your daughter yells, "Daddy, your neck is RED!"


You know you need to reteach a topic when you hear...

Counting for hide-and-seek, "3 and 2 fourths, 3 and 3 fourths, 3 and 4 fourths, 3 and 5 fourths, 3 and 6 fourths, 3 and 7 fourths, 3 and 8 fourths, 3 and 9 fourths, 3 and 10 fourths. Ready or not here I come!"